There was no one in the room. In fact, the room was locked. It had a note on the door:

"Since no one bothered to show up for last week's class, I cancelled this one. HAH! Sucks to you, yanks! And another gift from John Bull: YOU ALL FAIL. And you, little green fairy. . I'll have drinks with you and Winnie Churchill IN HELL!"

( Sex Ed, Biotches! )

Sir Islands stood placidly behind the lecturn, face set in lines as neutral as the soft tone of voice he spoke in. "Sir Hellsing could not make the class today, so I will take his place. I do apologize for our late start, my own tardiness could not be helped ( Read more... )

( Sex Ed )

"Welcome, Class," Arthur said aloud, apprently sober, though one could never tell. "Tonight we shall be discussing a very serious topic: sexually transmitted diseases." Then paused, dramatically. Sir Islands rolled his eyes and bit his lip on a long suffering sigh, but perked, however, to the transgression of Arthur's next words ( Read more... )

The clock ticked by to ten minutes past the hour. Arthur Hellsing was late. However, before the students could invoke the fifteen minute clause, the door banged noisily open. "GOOD EVENING STUDENTS! I am your professor, Sir Arthur Hellsing. You may call me Sir Arthur Hellsing." Then looked towards the ladies of the class, "You all may call me ' ( Read more... )

For some reason, tages that have been entered by an admin but haven't been used yet won't show up for users until they've been used at least once.

Users in milieux_ecole may assign tags, but only admins can create them ( Read more... )